London to Brighton Run Poem

July 8, 2008 · Print This Article

The L2B 2003

It’s dark outside, time to get up

And get our outfits on

For it’s a very special day Today’s the BRIGHTON RUN!

 

The polish and the cloths are packed

The car inside is tidy

For hours we have worked on her

Our Smart is VERY shiny!

 

5.45 ~ its time to go

Speed off into the night

We meet a Smartie on the way

It’s starting to get light.

 

At Clacket Lane we meet more Smarties

Heading for the meet

We race along the motorway

Our Smartie ‘Tube’ complete.

 

We arrive at Kempton Park at last

The atmosphere’s electric

With smarts all colours, mods and tweeks

And some drivers, quite eccentric! [pay]

 

We’ve never seen so many Smarts

All gathered in one spot

There are 14 hundred little dears

Including ‘Polkadot’!

 

There’s lots of happy people here

Taking photos, chatting, preening

There’s not a grubby Smart in sight

They have been so busy cleaning!

 

We’re getting nervous and excited

Just preparing to depart

Red Roadster ‘6’ will lead off

Followed by a shoal of Smarts.

 

Its 10am and time to go

The klaxon is a sounding

A thousand Smartie hooters peep

My heart it sure is pounding!

 

We’re OFF! We blast off through THE START

We wave, flash, toot and shout

What a marvellous sight to see

We’re crazy there’s no doubt!

 

For the ordinary motorists

Amazing it must be

To spot the jolly Smarties

A racing to the sea!

 

Along the streets, on bridges

The people wave and cheer

As we rush along to Brighton

In time for ice-cold beer!

 

In Brighton, slowly travelling

In traffic stuck, we’re fine

Then cruising down Madeira Drive

To cross the FINISH LINE!

 

There was a bit of trouble

At Black Rock to park the cars

And the surface under little wheels

Was like the stuff on Mars!

 

But never mind, we did it

And boy did we have fun

So we’ll all be looking forward

To next years Smartie Run!

 

o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o

 

The L2B 2004

Where ever it is

We will be there

A Smartie Run

For all to share!

 

Copyright ~ Julie Saltmarsh/Miss Polkadot 29/9/03 [/pay]

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